god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
(Source: frenchgirlfriend)
T&S’s mom: Tegan said you were screaming and throwing things last night what were you doing?
Sara: I don’t know what- I don’t know what you mean.
Tegan: Oh you were yelling downstairs.
Sara: Oh I wasn’t doing anything to the set short of having- I was just- I was boxing…and just talking about my feelings loudly.
T&S’s mom: You were boxing?
Sara: Like on the Wii Nintendo…I’m undefeated mum.
T&S’s mom: That’s unbelievable Sara.
I need to marry into this family.
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
