2am-poetry:


This sign on cousin’s dry cleaner was pretty touching… [X]

ain’t even mad

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras)

awwww-cute:

Whenever I catch him with my clothes in his mouth, he has to wear them

"Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations."

- Vladimir Nabokov (via strandbooks)

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

bohemianspirit:

can I live here

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal)